一宗谋杀案Whengivingalectureaboutthesignificanceofpunctuation,theacademicprofessorwasinterruptedandarrestedbythepoliceformurderinghiswife,areceptionistofakindergarten.Thepolicefoundsomephotoshedeletedfromtheire-albumshowingthattheyusedtohaveagaylife.But,fedupwithherwrinkledface,hemurderedherinsteadofdivorcinghertoavoidfortunedivision.Hecutupakindofseashellwithasharpenedknife,andhammereditintopowderonaskateboard,andmadeatmostonegram,whichwasenoughtoaccelerateone’spulseuntilheorshedies.Thiskindofpoisoncandatebackto10,000BCwhenpeoplerubbeditonspearstokillbeasts.Theprofessormixedthepoisonwithonion,watermelonandyogurtforhiswife.Howlingandscratchingherchest,shefeltdizzyanddiedsoon.那位学院的教授在发表关于标点符号重要意义的演讲时被**打断了，他因谋杀自己的妻子——一位幼儿园的接待员——而被逮捕。**找到了一些被他从电子相册里删除的照片，照片表明，他们曾经有过快乐的生活，但是，因为厌烦了妻子起皱的脸，他杀死她而不是和她离婚以避免离婚时的财产分割。他用一把磨利的小刀切碎一种贝壳，然后在滑板上锤打成粉末，最多1克就足以加速人的脉搏直到其死亡。这种毒药可以追溯到公元前10，000年，当时它就被涂抹在长予上杀死野兽。教授把这种毒药混合在洋葱、西瓜和酸奶里给他的妻子，后者叫喊、抓挠胸口、头晕目眩，很快就死了。Aftertentativeexamination,thepoliceassumedshediedofheartdisease.Butsystematicbotanicalanalysesshowedthatthewatermelonspitonthemessymatandthequiltwaspoisonous.Regardlessofexhaustionandstarvation,theacuteandskilfulpolicemenusedradioactiveequipmenttomakesurethecategoryofthepoison.Primitiveandnotampleastheiralternativeequipmentwas,theygotperfectaccuracysomehow.在初步检查之后，**设想她是死于心脏病。但是系统的植物学分析却表明，吐在凌乱的席子和被子上的西瓜有毒。敏锐而又技术娴熟的**不顾疲劳和饥饿，用放射性的设备确定了毒素的种类。尽管可供选择的设备原始，且数量不足，他们还是设法取得了完美的准确度。Peopleapplaudedthepoliceandthewoman’sfamilycanlookaheadwithreliefnow.人们都为**欢呼鼓掌，而那位女人的家人现在也可以带着欣慰为将来打算了。移民美国AttractedbytheboominAmerica,mynephewteamedupwithaKoreantoillegallycrosstheBearingStraitintheArctictoAmerica.ToavoidtheCustoms’punishment,theyhidinasmallferrycalledtheNorthPoleSeagull,sittingbacktobackwithoutsleeping,showeringandshavingfor3days,andhadnochancetomourntheirlostluggagewhenlanding.Thehardshipofthiscrossingwasapparent.因为受到美国繁荣的吸引，我的侄子与一名韩国人合作，从北极的白令海峡偷渡到美国。为了避开海关的惩处，他们躲在一艘叫“北极海鸥”的渡轮里，背靠背坐着，整整3天没有睡觉、洗澡和刮胡子，上岸的时候也没