英语幽默笑话故事百万富翁英语幽默笑话故事百万富翁英语幽默笑话故事百万富翁讲述了人不管在什么时候都要保持乐观的心理状态。下面是小编为大家收集的英语幽默笑话故事百万富翁，仅供参考，大家一起来看看吧。Millionaire百万富翁CEO:"Mywifemadeamillionaireoutofme."CEO：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。Assistant:"Whatwereyoubefore?“助手：以前你是什么？CEO:”amultimillionaire.“CEO：千万宣翁。英语笑话故事：心不在焉的丈夫英语笑话故事：心不在焉的丈夫Anabsent-mindedhusband心不在焉的丈夫Iwasaccompanyingmyhusbandonabusinesstrip.Hecarriedhisportablecomputerwithhim,andtheguardattheairportgateaskedhimtoopenthecase.Itwaslocked,andthemanwaitedpatientlyasmyembarrassedspousestruggledtorememberthecombination.Atlasthesucceeded.我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的笔记本电脑。到了机场出口处时，有位检查员要他打开包。但是包锁上了，机场工作人员耐心地等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。“Whyareyousonervous?"Iaskedhim.”你为什么那么紧张呢？“我问他。"Thenumbersarethedateofourannivorsary．myhusbandconfessed.“密码是我们的结婚纪念日。”他承认道”双语笑话干脆不来了Onemomingacolleaguesaid，"IneedtoleaveearlytomorrowThataftemoonhefollowedupwith,"Lookslikel'llbecominginlatetomorrow,butifmycominginlaterunsintomyIeavingearly,thenIwon'tbeinatall."一天上午，一个同事说："明天我要早一点走。“当天下午他又补充说：“看来我明天要晚一点来。但是，如果我要来得晚，又得早走的话，那我明天干脆不来了百万富翁英语课文原文ThestoryoccurredinBritainintheearlytwentiethCentury,whenapennilessAmerican,HenryAdams,cametoLondon.HecametoEnglandbyworkingontheshiptomortgagehistickets.Apairofrichbrothersbetonaonemillion-poundnotetoseeifamancanliveinLondonforamonthonthisbill.Henrywasfoundbytwobrotherswhilewanderingonthesidewalk.Theygavehimanenvelope.Itcontainsamillionpoundnoteissuedbythebank.Henryacceptedtheenvelopeinaconfusingway.Becausehewasinshabbyclothes,nomatterwherehewent,peopletreatedhiminarudemanner.Whenhetookoutthebill,theattitudeofthepeoplechanged.Theyflatteredhim.Asforthebill,theyevenallowhimtohaveeverythingwithoutpayingthebill.Afteraperiodoftime.Henryhasbecomethefocusofupperclasssociety.Everyonewascuriousabouthimandwantedtoknowhim.Soonafter,hewasintrouble.Hewasindebt,andthenthewaitressjokedwithhimtohidethebill.Asaresult,thestockmarketplunged.Peoplethinkheisaliar,thehotelwaspackedwithpeopleaskingfortheirmoney.Fortunately,amonth'sdeadlineisco