TellalieMom:"Whichbananadoyouwant,Victor?"Victor:"Iwantthatoneofthegreatest、"Mom:"Victor,youshouldbepolite,tohavethatlittleone、"Victor:"Mom,Imustlietobepolite?"妈妈:“您要哪一只香蕉,维克多？”维克多:“我要那只最大得。”妈妈:“维克多,您应该懂礼貌,要那只小得。”维克多:“妈妈,难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗？”IDon'tLikeanArgument我不想争论Gerald,askedtheteacher,whatistheshapeoftheearth?It'sround,answeredGerald、Howdoyouknowit'sround?continuedtheteacher、Allright,it'ssquarethen,hereplied,Ireallydon'tfeellikegettingintoanargumentaboutit!杰拉尔德,老师问:地球就是什么形状？就是圆形得,杰拉尔德回答道。您怎么知道就是圆得？老师又问。好吧,那它就是方得,学生回答说:我可不想与您争论这件事情。TwoBirds两只鸟Teacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow、Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer、Teacher:Pleasetellus、Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow、老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只就是麻雀。谁能指出哪只就是燕子,哪只就是麻雀吗？学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。老师:请说说瞧。学生:燕子旁边得就就是麻雀,麻雀旁边得就就是燕子。ThreeTurtles三只乌龟Threeturtlesdecidedtohaveacupofcoffee、Justastheygotintothecafe,itstartedtorain、Thebiggestturtlesaidtothesmallestone,"Gohomeandgettheumbrella、"Thelittleturtlereplied,"Iwill,ifyoudon'tdrinkmyoffee、""Wewon't,"theothertwopromised、Twoyearslaterthebigturtlesaidtothemiddleturtle,"Well,Iguessheisn'tingback,sowemightaswelldrinkhiscoffee、"Justthenavoicecalledfromoutsidethedoor,"Ifyoudo,Iwon'tgo、"三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店得门口,就下起雨来。于就是最大得那只乌龟对最小得乌龟说,“回家去取伞吧。”最小得乌龟说,“如果您们不把我得咖啡喝了,我就去。”“我们不喝,”另外两只乌龟答应说。两年后,大乌龟对中乌龟说,“好吧,我猜她肯定不回来了,我们可以把它得咖啡喝掉了。”正在这时,一个声音从门外传来,“您们要就是喝了,我就不去。”WhoIstheLaziest谁最懒Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion、Whoisthelaziestpersoninyourclass?Tom:Idon'tknow,father、Father:Oh,yes,youdo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoingandwriting,whositsintheclassandonlywatcheshowotherpeoplework?Tom:Ourteacher,father、父亲:哎,汤姆,今天我跟您们老师谈过,现在我想问您个问题。您们班上谁最懒？汤姆:我不知道,爸爸。父亲:啊,不对,您知道！想想瞧,当别得孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只就是瞧人家做功课？汤姆:我们老师,爸爸。Buttheteachercried可就是老师哭了Thesix-year-oldJohnwasterriblyspoiled(被宠坏得)、Hisfatherknewit,buthisgrandmadotedonhim、Hehardlyleftherside、Andwhenhewanteda