英语笑话带中文翻译-初中7-12第一篇：英语笑话带中文翻译-初中7-127.Themeanman'spartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveapartyExplainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,“Comeupto5MandringthedoorbellwithyourelbowWhenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot”“Whyusemyelbowandfoot”“Well,gosh,”wasthereply,“You'renotingempty-hangded,areyou”小气鬼宴客一个出了名的小气鬼终于决议要请一次客了。他在向一个朋侪诠释怎么找到他家时说“你上到五楼找中间谁人门然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后再用你的脚把门推开。经典诙谐笑话几个经典诙谐笑话。”“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪你总不会空着手来吧？”小气鬼回覆。8.WhoIstheLaziestFather：Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestionWhoisthelaziestpersoninyourclassTom：Idon'tknow,fatherFather：Oh,yes,youdo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoingandwriting,whositsintheclassandonlywatcheshowotherpeopleworkTom：Ourteacher,father中文父亲哎汤姆今天我跟你们先生谈过现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？汤姆我不知道爸爸。父亲啊差池你知道！想想看当此外孩子们都在做作业、写字时谁在课堂上坐着只是看人家做作业？汤姆我们先生爸爸。9.我是来装电话的WhatabigdealAyoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpickedupthephoneandpretendedthathehadabigdealworking.Hethrewhugefiguresaroundandmadegiantcommitments.Finally,hehungupandaskedthevisitor.“CanIhelpyou?”Themansaid,“Sure.I'vecometoinstallthephone.”一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛？”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”10.ViolinLessons“Daddy,canIlearntoplaytheviolin?”youngSarahaskedherfather.Shewasalwaysaskingforthingsandherfatherwasnotverypleased.“Youcostmealotofmoney,Sarah,”hesaid.“Firstyouwantedtolearnhorseriding,thendancing,thenswimming.Nowit'stheviolin.”I'llplayeveryday,Daddy.“Sarahsaid.”I'lltryveryhard.“Allright,”herfathersaid.“ThisiswhatI'lldo.I'llpayforyoutohavelessonsforsixweeks.Attheendofsixweeksyoumustplaysomethingforme.Ifyouplaywell,youcanhavemorelessons.Ifyouplaybadly,Iwillstopthelessons.”“0.K.Daddy,”Sarahsaid.“Thatisfair.HesoonfoundagoodviolinteacherandSarahbeganherlessons.Theteacherwasveryexpensive,butherfatherkepthispromise.Thesixweekspassedquickly.ThetimecameforSarahtopl