逗趣英语笑话带翻译逗趣英语笑话带翻译(一)ABadImpressionMyhusbandandIarebothwriters.Duringdinnerconversations,weoftentellourchildrenaboutourworkingdays.Itwasn'tclearhowmuchtheyabsorbeduntilonedayIoverheardmyseven-year-old,Lucy,cryoutinfrustrationatherfive-year-oldsister,Charlotte,"You,you...youeditor!"坏印象我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕谈话中，我们经常给孩子们谈到我们的工作。没人清楚他们听懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然听到七岁的女儿卢希烦恼地向她五岁的`妹妹喊道：“你，你----你这个编辑!”逗趣英语笑话带翻译(二)Whatdidyoubuy……Justbackfromthegrocerystore,Iwasunpackingmypurchaseswhenmy15-year-oldsonwalkedintokitchen.“Whatdidyoubuythat’sgoodtoeat?”“Lots,”Ianswered.“Grapes,oranges,apples——”“Letmeaskitdifferentway，Mom,”hebrokein.“Whatdidyoubuythat’sbadtoeat?”——MarciaLevy(Girard，Ohio)你都买了些什么……我刚从食品店回来，取出所卖的东西，15岁的儿子走进厨房问：“你都买了些什么好吃的?”“许多呢。”我回答，“葡萄、桔子、苹果——”“让我用另一种方式问你，妈咪。”他打断了我，“你都买了些什么难吃的东西?”——玛西娅.利维(吉拉德，俄亥俄州)逗趣英语笑话带翻译(三)HeWasOnlyWrongbyTwoJackHawkinswasthefootballcoachatanAmerciancollege,andhewasalwaystryingtofindgoodplayers,buttheyweren‘talwayssmartenoughttobeacceptedbythecollege.Onedaythecoachbroughtanexcellentyoungplayertothedeanofthecollegeandaskedthatthestudentbeallowedtoenterwithoutanexamination."Well,"thedeansaidaftersomepersuasion,"I‘dbetteraskhimafewquestionsfirst."Thenheturnedtothestudentandaskedhimsomeveryeasyquestions,butthestudentdidn‘tknowanyoftheanswers.Atlastthedeansaid,"Well,what‘sfivetimesseven?"Thestudentthoughtforalongtimeandthenanswered,"Thirty-six."Thedeanthrewuphishandsandlookedatthecoachindespair,butthecoachsaidearnestly,"Oh,pleaselethimin,sir!Hewasonlywrongbytwo."杰克霍金斯是美国一所学院的橄榄球队教练，他竭力想物色好球员。但是好球员学业不行，院方不愿录取。有一天，教练带着一位优秀的年轻球员去见院长，希望院方同意他免试入学。经过一番劝说后院长说：“那我最好先问问他几个问题。”然后他转向学生，问了几个非常简单的问题。可是那个学生一个也答不上来。最后院长说：“那么，五乘七得多少?”学生想了很久，然后回答说：“三十六。”院长摊开双手失望地看了看教练。可是教练认真地说，“噢，录取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正确答案多二。”