三打白骨精(英语)第一篇：三打白骨精(英语)ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster唐僧:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?孙悟空:Bajie,map!猪八戒:(摸出，递给S)孙悟空:Look,master(凑近T)„„„（T、S一齐转向E）唐僧:Bajie!HowmanytimesIhavetoldyounottobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!猪八戒:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)唐僧:(缩手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest猪八戒:But„„唐僧:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?猪八戒:(递)Here.Em„„wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.孙悟空:FatPig!猪八戒:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill„„„.孙悟空:Youwillwhat(凶相)?猪八戒:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).孙悟空:Hm!唐僧:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,Iamabithungry.Couldyougotogetmesomefood?猪八戒:Yousee,masterishungry,too!唐僧:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!沙僧:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway„..唐僧:Emm„„.Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?孙悟空:Noproblem!(安装)（白骨精已躲在一旁偷看）猪八戒:Thisis„..?孙悟空:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!唐僧:Em„„Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!孙悟空:Bye!(走)唐僧:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》白骨精:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)白骨精变成的村姑:(接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou?唐僧:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.白骨精变成的村姑:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!唐僧:Bomb?(打出)白骨精变成的村姑:DoubleKing!唐僧:Oh„.Iwin!Em„„,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)孙悟空:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)白骨精变成的村姑:（倒)Ah„„唐僧:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!孙悟空:Sheisamonster!唐僧:Nonsense!(深呼吸)孙悟空:Oh,pleasedon’t„„唐僧:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore„„youopenthedoor„(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)孙悟空:Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头)唐僧：(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!白骨精:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)白骨精变成的太婆:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?唐僧:Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)孙悟空:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)猪八戒&沙僧:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)沙僧:Look,(伸食指)howmany?唐僧:Two„..(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)白骨精变化成的老头:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?