15则经典英语幽默故事5篇英语幽默小故事14：GardeningGloves篇一SeveralweeksafteroursonbeganhisfreshmanyearatAlmaCollegeinMichigan,myhusbandandIdecidedtovisithim.Iwascarefultocallhimafewdaysinadvanceto"warn"himthatwewouldbecoming.Whenwearrivedatthedorm,however,Iwastakenabackbythedisarrayofhisroom."Forgotwewerecoming,didn‘tyou?"Iteased."Areyoukidding?"hereplied,"WhyelsewouldIhavebotheredtoclean?"幽默故事翻译：提醒我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话，“提醒”他我们将光临。但是当我们来到宿舍时，他的房间凌乱不堪，我非常吃惊。“忘了我们要来，是吧？”我取笑他。“开什么玩笑？“，他回答说，“要不我凭什么费神打扫？”英语幽默故事14.篇二“Joeisthemanforme,”saidastarry-eyedyoungladytohermother,“He’snice.He’shandsome.He’ssmart.He’shardworking.He’sstrong.He’skind…。.”“He’smarried”interruptedhermother.“Sonobodyisperfect.”英语幽默故事1.篇三A:Madam,doyouhavesomethingincommonwithyourhusband?B:Oh,wehaveonlyonepointincommon—wegotmarriedonthesameday,inthesamemonthandinthesameyear.英语幽默小故事6：PresentforGirlfriend篇四Atajewelrystore,ayoungmanboughtanexpensivelocketasapresentforhisgirlfriend."ShallIengravehernameonit?"thejewelerasked.Thecustomerthoughtforamoment,andthensaid,"No-engraveit‘Tomyoneandonlylove‘。Thatway,ifweeverbreakup,Icanuseitagain."幽默故事翻译：送给女友的礼物在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗？”珠宝商问道。那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不--在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’。这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。”英语幽默故事2.篇五Afterspendingalldaywatchingfootball,HarryfellasleepinfrontoftheTVandspentthenightinthechair.Inthemorning,hiswifewokehimup.“Getup,dear,”shesaid,“It’s20toseven.”Heawokewithastart.“Inwhosefavor?”15则经典英语幽默故事5篇