英语话剧剧本：泰坦尼克号搞笑版英语话剧剧本：泰坦尼克号搞笑版泰坦尼克号是一本经典著作，人们出对他的.喜欢会对他进行改编，以下百分网小编整理的泰坦尼克号搞笑版的剧本，希望对大家练习口语有所帮助，更多信息请关注应届毕业生网!旁白：It’sacoldevening.TheTitanichassunken.Rose,JackandOscarareonthelifeboatfloatingintheocean.ThisisJack.ThisisRoseandthisisOscar,herhusband-to-be.(边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上)Oscar:Oh,honey~AreyouOK?(边说边将手搭上Rose肩)Jack:Sheismygirl.(打开Oscar的手)Oscar:Youaresocold.(脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众)whatyouwear,whatyouare.Jack:Whatareyoudoing!(扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众)BoSideng(波斯登),warmandcomfortable,it’smychoice.(将羽绒服披在Rose身上)Rose:(向Jack)Iloveyou.(向观众)ButIloveBoSidengmore.Oscar:Hey!Sheismywife-to-be,whoareyou?Jack:IamI.Wodedipanwozuozhu(我的地盘我做主).Oscar:PeopleontheEarthallknow,She,andI,willgotoNewYorktohaveourwedding.Rose:Butnow……Jack:Don’tsayanymore!Takeyourknifeout!(从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中)Oscar:Ok.Let’sgofighting!(同样掏出铅笔紧握手中)Jack&Oscar:Fighting!(用铅笔互戳)----小蜜蜂~Rose:No,no,no!Pleasestop!(拉二人)(J&O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水)Rose:Help,help!(Jack&Oscar将拉上Rose桌子)Oscar:Honey,howareyou?Rose:(向观众)PiaoRou(飘柔),justsoconfident~(甩头发)(Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水)Oscar:Help,help!Rose:Oh,no!(向Oscar伸手)(Jack抓过Rose的手，对视)Jack:(唱)你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…Youaremylife,youaremyhoney~Rose:But……whataboutOscar?Jack:Don’tpayattentiontohim.Rose:OK.Darling~Iloveyou,lovingyou,likemouseloverice~旁白：Atthistime,Oscarhasbeenfaraway……JackandRosearestillfloatingintheocean.It’scolderandcolder.Jack:Doyoufeelcold?Rose:Yes.Youseewearesolonely.Jack:Don’tworry.Ihavethis!(从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示)ThisisamagicDaHuoji(打火机).(Jack按下打火机)(Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S)Superwoman:(向观众)DoyouknowwhoamI?IamSuperwoman!ThefamousSupermanismybrother.I’mwillingtohelpothers.Rose:Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?(Superwoman无视，面向Jack)Superwoman:Oh,prettyboy~Comehere,Iwillsaveyou.Jack:Takemygirltogether.Superwoman:Noway!(Superwoman下)(Jack第二次按下打火机)(IndianPrincess上，向观众合掌问候)Princess:IamaprincessfromIndia.Rose:Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?Princess:OK.Ih