903TheOneWithThePediatricianSCENE:ChandlerandMonica'sapartment(RossandRachelenter)Rachel:Hi!Ross:Hey!Sowhat'sthebignewsyouhadusrushallthewayoverherefor?Chandler:Okay,ournews.MycompanyhasaskedmetoheadupourofficeinTulsa,soasofMondayI'mbeingofficiallyrelocated.Ross:OhmyGod!Phoebe:What?!Rachel:What?!Ross:Monday?!Joey:Howlongdoyouhavetogofor?Chandler:Theysaiditcouldbeuptoayear.Joey:Ayear?!Rachel:(ToMonica)Doyouhavetogo?Monica:Ikindofhavetodon'tI?Becauseofthisstupidthing(Pointstoherweddingring.)Chandler:Thereisnothinglikethesupportofyourlovingwife,huh?Joey:Waitaminute,youcan'tgotoTulsa.Maybeyouforgot,butwe'vegotticketstotheJetsgamenextweek.Chandler:I'msorrybuddy,butIdon'tthinkI'mgonnabeabletomakeit.Joey:WeweregonnagoseetheJets!Ross:Youcan'tgo,Imeanyou'rethegluethatholdsthisgrouptogether!Chandler:Really?Ross:Notyou.Joey:Ican'tbelieveyouguysaremoving.Phoebe:Icalltheirapartment!!!Everyone:No!!!Ah!!Ahh!!!INTROSCENE:CentralPerkJoey:Hereyouare(HandsRachelacupofcoffee)Rachel:ThankyouJoey.Youknowwhat?I'mnotevensureIcanhavecaffeine.Ross:IwentthroughthiswithBenandCarol.Onecupofcoffeewon'taffectyourmilk.Rachel:Yeah.JusttobesureI'mgonnacallDr.Wiener.Joey:(Laughs)Rachel:Everytime?(Shetakesuphercellphoneandstartsdialing.)Joey:Uhuh.Ross:Rach,youdon'thavetocallwheneveryouhavealittlequestion,okay?Trustme,Iknowthis.Rachel:Allright,Itrustyou.(Continuestodial)Ross:Rachel,Icanseeyoudialing!Idon'tunderstandwhy...Rachel:I'monthephone!(Onthephone)Dr.Wiener?(RossandRachelwalkaway)Joey:(Laughs)Phoebe:It'ssoweirdseeingRossandRachelwithababy.It'sjustsogrownup(他们终于长大了).Joey:Iknow,yeah.Ifeellikewe'reallgrowingup.PersonnamedWiener(居然有人的名字叫Wiener),Godthatkillsme.(Laughs)wiener:1.aFRANKFURTER2.OFFENSIVEaweakperson3.VERYINFORMALamalesexorgan.Thiswordisusedbychildren.【三个意思都不是好意思，不过Joey的意思是最后一个】Phoebe:Lookatyouallgrownup.Joey:Actually,youknowwhat?Iam.ThatwholethingwithRachelmademerealizethatmaybeI'mreadyforamoreseriousrelationship.Youknow?LikeI'dliketomeetanicematurecommitment-mindedlady.Andlooksaren'tasim