短文英语笑话短文英语笑话一：FrogLoanTherewasaman,calledPaddywhack,whoworkedinaveryprestigiousbank.Onedayafrogcameinaskingforacarloan.Sohegavethefrogtheloanapplicationpapers.Asthefrogwasfillingthemout,Paddywhackwaslookingoverhisshoulder.Inthespacefor'Father'thefrogwrotein'MickJagger'.Paddywhacksaidnothing.Thenheaskedthefrogifhehadenoughmoneyforadeposit.Thefrogsaidhedidn'tbutproducedastrangelookingcolourfulglasssculpturethathesaidwasworthawholeheapofmoney.Paddywhacksaidhe'dhavetotalktohisbossaboutthis,sohetooktheformsandtheglasssculptureintohisboss'office.Hetoldhisbossaboutthepapersandaskedhimifheknewwhatthesculpturewas.Towhichhisbossreplied,"It'sanicnacPaddywhack,givethefrogaloan.Hisoldman'saRollingStone!"短文英语笑话二：AtTheCircusAcoupletooktheiryoungsontothecircusandwhentheelephantsappeared,theboyseemedveryintriguedbythem."Mommy,what'sthatlongthingontheelephant?"heasked."That'stheelephant'strunk,dear,"shereplied."No,notthat.What'sthatlongthingthat'shangingbetweentheelephant'slegs?"askedtheboy.Embarrassed,themotherreplied,"Oh,it'snothing,son."Shethenlefttogetsomehotdogsandsodas.Whileshewasgone,theyoungboyturnedtohisfatherandasked,"Daddy,what'sthatlongthinghangingbetweentheelephant'slegs?""That'stheelephant'spenis,son,"explainedthefather."Well,whydidmommysayitwasnothingwhenIaskedher?"theboyasked.Takingadeepbreath,thefatherproudlyreplied,"I'vespoiledthatwoman,son!"短文英语笑话三：TheHuntingDogChesterandEarlaregoinghunting.ChestersaystoEarl,"I'llsendmydogouttoseeifthereareanyducksoutinthepond.Iftherearen'tanyducksoutthere,I'mnotgoinghunting."Sohesendsthedogouttothepond.Thedogcomesbackandbarkstwice.Chestersays,"WellI'mnotgoingtogoout.Heonlysawtwoducksoutthere."Earlsays,"You'regoingtotakethedog'sbarksforthetruth?"Earldoesn'tbelieveit,sohegoestolookforhimself.Whenhegetsbackhesays,"Idon'tbelieveitwheredidyougetthatdog?Therereallyareonlytwoducksoutthere!"Chestersays,"Well,Igothimfromthebreederuptheroad.Ifyouwant,youcangetonefromhim,too."SoEarlgoestothebreederandsayshewantsadogliketheonehisfriendChest