PositionorFriendBCDE在食堂吃饭，CD坐在对方对面的位置，E在D的旁边，在聊今天的食物，聊的很欢，A端着一瓶饮料兴奋走过来A:Hello,buddies.rememberwhenwearetryingtofigureoutwhatthatsmellcomingfromprofessortom’sofficewas?B：yeah?A:itturnsoutitwasprofessortom.deadathisdeskfortwoweeks.justlikethestudentin南昌航空大学B:ohmygod.C:thatisterrible.A:thedepartmentisaskingthateveryonedonateabottleofdeodorantinsteadofflowers.D:ifwearegoingtochangthetopicfromthefood,iwillbeokaywithmynewhaircutorhowgreatafilmtheironmanis.B:showalittlecompassion.amandied.A：andturnedintoapuddleofgoo.nowwecaneithersitaroundandcryoverprofessortomor....wecanrejoiceintheknowledgethatatenuredpositionhasjustopenedup.ichoosetodothelatter.Dexcuseme.thewholetenuresystemisridiculous.aguaranteedjobforlifeonlyencouragesthestufftobelazy.ifwewantsciencetoadvance,peopleshouldhavechipsimplantedintheirbrainsthatexplodewhentheysaysthstupid.E:well,ibelievepeopledotheirbestworkwhentheyfeelsafeandsecure.D把手放在E脑袋上演示炸弹爆炸的情形，并发出声音。Aifyouwanttofindme,youwillfindmeintheofficeofthetenurecommittee.A愉快走开，其余四人继续聊天Bareyouallgoingtokissthecommittee’sasstogettheposition.youknowiamnotqualifiedsoidonotneedtoconsiderit.Cno.imeaniwillapply,butiamnotgonnatoplaypolitics.Eyeah,meneither.itshouldbeaboutthework,andificannotgetthetenure,i’dliketoseeyouorDgetit.D:E,donotgiveBfalsehopeinfrontofBlikethat,youwillmakehimsad.Cexcuseme,butithinkiamjustamqualifiedasyouare.D在C面前乱舞，仿佛要打他，C用眼神鄙视他当晚，他们各自各别人说起这个事情F是C的朋友，G是D的朋友，而E则是和B说起F:sotenuredmeansajobforlife？CyesFandtheycannotfireyouevenyouevenifyouarebadatit?Cmm,yesFsowhodoyouhavetobribetogettheperfectjob?Ciamnotgonnabribeanyone.iwillletmyjobspeakforitself.Fthatisgreat.thatshowsalotofintegrity.Cthankyou先笑再变脸iamanaiveidiot,right?Foh,good,youfinallygetbacktonormal.Dal-throughidisagreewiththetenuresystem,iftheygaveittome,itwouldn’tinfluencemyexcellentattitudetowardmywork.youknowiamlikethesun.Ijustcannotstopmybrightbrainworking.GareCandEarealsocompetingforitaswell?DyesGdotheyknowtheydonothaveachanceatall?becauseyouares