PAGE\*MERGEFORMAT13Howcouldwedon'thavethesamenumberofcontainersandlids?Whywouldtheyevergetseparated?Built-upresentment,moneyissues,metayoungerlid.Mom,where'smysciencehomework?Uh,it'soverthereonthetable.So,Alex,honey,what'sgoingon?Anythingexciting?No.-Anyboys?-No.I'mfeelingalittlebitdisconnectedfromAlexrightnow.Lastweek,Ipickeduphercellphone,thinkingitwasmine.AndIaccidentallyreadafewflirtytextmessagesthatwereprobablyfromaboyinherclass,whichisfine.Orthey'refromadrifter.Comeon,isn'ttheresomethingyouwanttosharewithyourmommers?Yeah.Don'tcallyourself"Mommers."Heblewhislidwhenshetriedtocontainhim.Okay.Whatdoyouthink?-Ilikeit.-Butyoudon'tloveit.No,Ido.Iloveit.-Asmuchasyoulovedtheotherone?-Ooh.Okay.Mm.Thehouseisonfire.Ionlyhavetimetograboneshirt.WhichonedoItake?ThecorrectansweristakeLily.Afterthat.Uh,okay,theblueone.Becausethegrayonewashesmeout.No,no.Cam,you--youcan'tgowronghere.Everythingyou'vetriedonlooksgreat.Iloveyouinbothofthem.Oh,you'resonicetome.Mitchellhasaproblemwithpublicdisplaysofaffection.Um,Irememberonceatanewyear'seveparty,strokeofmidnight,hehigh-fivedme.Twoproblemswiththat--One,gaysdon'thigh-five.Two,gaysdon'thigh-five.I'mhome!Mmm,whatsmellssogood?I'mmakingchunchullo,atraditionalColombiandish,fordinnerwiththefamilytonight.Chunchullo.Whatisthat--like,uh,tacos?Yes,liketacos.No,itisn't.-It'sthesmallintestineofapig.-Oh,Geez.Whycan'tweeatregularfoodlikenormalpeople?Itoldyou,Jay.Mygrandmother,whorestsinpeace,hasbeencomingtomeinmydreams,tellingmethatI'mlosingtouchwithmyroots.See,thisisawkward,becausemydeadunclejoetoldmetohavesteaktonight.No,no,no,Jay.Havesomerespect.Mygrandmothercanhearyou.Whatdoyoumean,shecanhearus?Well,inourculture,webelievethatthedeadareallaroundus.She'sright,Manny.Shecouldberighthere,herbonyfingersreachingoutfromthegrave.Yeah,keepitup,Jay.There'salreadyonedeadpersoninthisroom.Youwanttomakeittwo?I'msorry.I'vegotaprintertoinstall.Oh,Gloria,haveyourgrandmotherrunmeupanicedteai