逗乐英语笑话逗乐英语笑话集锦笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我们就一起来看看逗乐英语笑话集锦吧!逗乐英语笑话集锦(一)宁愿给你买一件礼物Whileonatrip,MomrealizedthatshehadforgottenapresentforDad'sbirthday.旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。"That'sokay,"hesaid,"TheonlythingIwantisforyoutolove,honorandobey."“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的`爱、忠贞和温顺”。Momponderedthatideaandthenreplied"I'dratherbuyyouagift."妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。逗乐英语笑话集锦(二)Therewasonceasnailwhowassickandtiredofhisreputationforbeingsoslow.曾经有只蜗牛，它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。Hedecidedtogetsomefastwheelstomakeupthedifference.他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况。Aftershoppingaroundawhile,hedecidedthattheDatson240-Zwasthecartoget.逛了一圈之后，它决定买Datson240-Z。SothesnailgoestothenearestDatsundealerandsayshewantstobuythe240-Z,buthewantsitrepainted"240-S".去了最近的Datsun经销店，去买Datson240-Z，但是它想把这辆车重新刷漆，改称240-S。Thedealerasks,"Why'S'?"经销商问：“为什么是S呢?”Thesnailreplies,"'S'standsforsnail.蜗牛回答说：“‘s’代表蜗牛。Iwanteverybodywhoseesmeroaringpasttoknowwho'sdriving."我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车。”Well,thedealerdoesn'twanttolosetheuniqueopportunitytosellacartoasnail,经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会，soheagreestohavethecarrepaintedforasmallfee.所以他同意收取些许费用，把车重新涂漆。Thesnailgetshisnewcarandspenttherestofhisdaysroaringhappilydownthehighwayattopspeed.蜗牛开着它的新车，把自己的余生都用在了快乐地高速行使在告诉公路上。Andwheneveranyonewouldseehimzoomingby,they'dsay"Wow!LookatthatS-cargo!"而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候，都会说：“哦!看那S-car。”逗乐英语笑话集锦(三)TheyareliberatedMyhusband,abrawny-lookingman,hadinjuredhisbackandcouldbarelywalk.Onthewaytodoctor,westoppedforgasataself-servestationdraggedmyeight-months-pregnantformoutfrombehindthesteeringwheelandbeganpumping.Twomennearbylookedatmyhusband,whowasrestinginthecar,andthenglancedatme.“Well,”Iheardonesaytotheother,“Theyareliberated,youknow.”——EllenMcQuarrie(Laveen,Ariz.)她们被解放了我丈夫看起来是个很强壮的男人，他的背部受了伤，几乎不能走路。在去看医生的路上，我们在自助站加油，我拖着八个月大的身孕从方向盘后面出来，开始加油。附近有两个男人看着当时正在车里休息的我丈夫，然后看了我一眼。“哎，”我听见一个对另一个说，“你知道，她们被解放了。”——爱伦.迈考利(Laveen，亚利桑那州)